This Mother's Day, share these funny quotations with your mom and enjoy a moment of shared love and laughter. Make your mom laugh this mothers day. mothers day is a celebration for our beloved mothers.
get some funny Mothers Day quotes and include it in a card or text it to your mother in mothers day.
1. "I want my children
to have all the things
I couldn't afford.
Then I want
to move in with them."
Funny mothers day quotes by Phyllis Diller
2. "I married your mother
because I wanted children,
imagine my disappointment
when you came along."
Funny mothers day quotes by Groucho Marx
3. "It takes a woman twenty years
to make a man of her son,
and another woman twenty minutes
to make a fool of him."
Funny mothers day quotes by Helen Rowland
4. "All women become like their mothers.
That is their tragedy.
No man does.
That's his."
Funny mothers day quotes by Oscar Wilde
5. “A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
Funny mothers day quotes by Peter De Vries
6. “God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
Funny mothers day quotes by Jewish Proverb
7. Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young." -
Funny mothers day quotes by Author Unknown
"There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it."
Funny mothers day quotes by Chinese Proverb
8. "Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life."
Funny mothers day quotes by Author Unknown
9. "My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it."
Funny mothers day quotes by Buddy Hackett
10. "You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back."
Funny mothers day quotes by William D. Tammeus.
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