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Wednesday, June 15, 2011

The Social Poets: Fathers Day Posts: Quotes, Photos, Humor, Music. Poetry

happy fathers day

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The Social Poets: Fathers Day Posts: Quotes, Photos, Humor, Music. Poetry: "From Denny:  Enjoy some funny quotes from fathers about being a father. Get inspired from some inspirational quotes about fathers and from fathers.

Enjoy two musicians - Keith Urban and Abel Ullon - and what they have to say about what it is like being a father and observing their own fathers as parents.

Most of all, enjoy some wonderful photography from a variety of amateurs and professionals, revealing fathers in their most intimate moments with their children. Taking a snooze, playing sand castle on the beach, riding on daddy's shoulder, hanging out with pregnant mom, daddy gazing into the eyes of  his newborn, daddy cookies baked just for him, playing 'kids in the bucket,' learning to play music, and getting kisses from his little girls on his special day to be honored - at least once a year! :)"

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Fathers Day Quotes: Funny and Inspirational

Best quote: The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother's always a Democrat. - Robert Frost

Father's Day Quotes

He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence Budington Kelland, U.S. Writer

A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society. - Billy Graham, Christian Evangelist

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
- Theodore Hesburgh, Catholic Priest and President Emeritus of the University of Notre Dame

How true Daddy's words were when he said: 'All children must look after their own upbringing.' Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank, German Jew and Holocaust Victim

It is much easier to become a father than to be one. - Kent Nerburn, U.S. Author and Educator

We are given children to test us and make us more spiritual. - George Will, U.S. Journalist


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It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass." "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply. "We're raising boys." - Harmon Killebrew

One father is more than a hundred Schoolmasters. - George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640

Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament. But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it. - Clarence Budington Kelland

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

A king, realizing his incompetence, can either delegate or abdicate his duties. A father can do neither. If only sons could see the paradox... they would understand the dilemma. - Marlene Dietrich

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836

It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. - Johann Schiller

Until you have a son of your own... you will never know the joy, the love beyond feeling that resonates in the heart of a father as he looks upon his son. You will never know the sense of honor that makes a man want to be more than he is and to pass something good and hopeful into the hands of his son. And you will never know the heartbreak of the fathers who are haunted by the personal demons that keep them from being the men they want their sons to be. - Kent Nerburn

In peace, the sons bury their fathers, but in war, the fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Small boys become big men through the influence of big men who care about small boys. - Anonymous

When a child, my dreams rode on your wishes, I was your son, high on your horse, my mind a top whipped by the lashes of your rhetoric, windy of course. - Sir Stephen Spender

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia M. Child, U.S. Author

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. - Anonymous (commonly attributed to Mark Twain but no evidence has yet been found)

Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown. - Anonymous







Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes. - Gloria Naylor

There's something like a line of gold thread running through a man's words when he talks to his daughter, and gradually over the years it gets to be long enough for you to pick up in your hands and weave into a cloth that feels like love itself. - John Gregory Brown, Decorations in a Ruined Cemetery, 1994

It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't. - Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

I talk and talk and talk, and I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Gov. Mario Cuomo

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. - Anne Sexton


The greatest gift I ever had
Came from God; I call him Dad!
- Anonymous


Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich. - M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter

Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever. - Anonymous


There's one sad truth in life I've found
While journeying east and west -
The only folks we really wound
Are those we love the best.
We flatter those we scarcely know,
We please the fleeting guest,
And deal full many a thoughtless blow
To those who love us best.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox


Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away. - Dinah Craik

Sherman made the terrible discovery that men make about their fathers sooner or later... that the man before him was not an aging father but a boy, a boy much like himself, a boy who grew up and had a child of his own and, as best he could, out of a sense of duty and, perhaps love, adopted a role called Being a Father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a Protector, who would keep a lid on all the chaotic and catastrophic possibilities of life. - Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities








Funny Father's Day Quotes

Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again. - Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968

To be a successful father, there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right. - Bill Cosby

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

The thing to remember about fathers is... they're men. A girl has to keep it in mind: They are dragon-seekers, bent on improbable rescues. Scratch any father, you find someone chock-full of qualms and romantic terrors, believing change is a threat, like your first shoes with heels on, like your first bicycle... - Phyllis McGinley

Sir Walter, being strangely surprised and put out of his countenance at so great a table, gives his son a damned blow over the face. His son, as rude as he was, would not strike his father, but strikes over the face the gentleman that sat next to him and said, "Box about: twill come to my father anon." - John Aubrey

I've had a hard life, but my hardships are nothing against the hardships that my father went through in order to get me to where I started. - Bartrand Hubbard

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

One night a father overheard his son pray: Dear God, Make me the kind of man my Daddy is. Later that night, the Father prayed, Dear God, Make me the kind of man my son wants me to be. - Anonymous

If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons. - James Baldwin

When Charles first saw our child Mary, he said all the proper things for a new father. He looked upon the poor little red thing and blurted, "She's more beautiful than the Brooklyn Bridge." - Helen Hayes

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. - Phyllis Diller

The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother's always a Democrat. - Robert Frost

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

My father hated radio and he could not wait for television to be invented so that he could hate that too. - Peter De Vries

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - President Harry S. Truman

Noble fathers have noble children. - Euripides

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. - Robert Orben

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Anonymous



*** More Father's Day posts to enjoy:

Dennys Photo Gallery: Fathers Day

Fathers Day Music: Keith Urban Sings Song For Dad

Christian Music: Fathers Day Song - My Dad by Abel Ullon






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Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Love Quotes



Love

There is no surprise more magical than the surprise of being loved. It is God's finger on man's shoulder. - Charles Morgan

Love has no desire but to fulfill itself. To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Kahlil Gibran


The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. - Jonathan Carroll, "Outside the Dog Museum"

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence. - Eric Fromm

Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway. - Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. - W. Somerset Maugham, A Writer's Notebook, 1949

Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wind, Sand and Stars, 1939, translated from French by Lewis Galantière

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon de la Barca

Let your love be like the misty rains, coming softly, but flooding the river. - Malagasy Proverb


Do I love you because you're beautiful,
Or are you beautiful because I love you?
- Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein II, Cinderella


For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
- Rosemonde Gerard

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Sandra J. Dykes

Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense. - Mark Overby

Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end. - Anonymous

Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. - Anonymous

Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly. - Proverb

The lover is a monotheist who knows that other people worship different gods but cannot himself imagine that there could be other gods. - Theodor Reik, Of Love and Lust, 1957

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

Hate leaves ugly scars, love leaves beautiful ones. - Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966


Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,
And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
- William Shakespeare, Mid-Summer Night's Dream, 1595

The art of love... is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius, The Consolation of Philosophy, A.D. 524

Who, being loved, is poor? - Oscar Wilde

Love must be as much a light, as it is a flame. - Henry David Thoreau

To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness. - Robert Brault

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Laurence Marks, M*A*S*H, "Love Story," original air date 7 January 1973, spoken by the character Hawkeye

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark


Shall we compare our hearts to a garden -
with beautiful blooms, straggling weeds,
swooping birds and sunshine, rain -
and most importantly, seeds.
- Grey Livingston

Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert Heinlein

The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough. - George Moore

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

If I love you, what business is it of yours? - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The hardest-learned lesson: that people have only their kind of love to give, not our kind. - Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and fans the bonfire. - François Duc de La Rochefoucauld


My debt to you, Belovèd,
Is one I cannot pay
In any coin of any realm
On any reckoning day.
- Jessie B. Rittenhouse

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter. - Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but to hold hands. - Quoted by Alexandra Penney in "Self"

Love is, above all, the gift of oneself. - Jean Anouilh

When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage. - Bill Balance

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. - Rose Franken

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht


A bell is no bell 'til you ring it,
A song is no song 'til you sing it,
And love in your heart
Wasn’t put there to stay -
Love isn’t love
'Til you give it away.
- Oscar Hammerstein, Sound of Music, "You Are Sixteen (Reprise)"


Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity. - Henry Van Dyke

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice T, The Ice Opinion, quoted in Reader's Digest, "Quotable Quotes," February 2002


Love is no respecter of age or practicality
Neither morality: unabashed
She enters where she will
Unheeding that her immortal fires
Burn up human hearts...
- Phillip Pulfrey, from Beyond Me


Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. - Lord Dewar

When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks. - Natalie Clifford Barney

Only in love are unity and duality not in conflict. - Rabindranath Tagore

It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves. - John Bulwer

'Tis sweet to know there is an eye will mark our coming, and look brighter when we come. - Lord Byron


A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you.
- Anonymous

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Anonymous, as printed in The Hoosier Farmer

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Those who are faithful know only the trivial side of love; it is the faithless who know love's tragedies. - Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891

Love doesn't sit there like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all of the time, made new. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old. - John Ciardi

People who are sensible about love are incapable of it. - Douglas Yates

Love never reasons but profusely gives; gives, like a thoughtless prodigal, its all, and trembles lest it has done too little. - Hannah More

The past is behind us, love is in front and all around us. - Terri Guillemets

Ah me! why may not love and life be one? - Henry Timrod

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds. - William Shakespeare, "Sonnet CXVI"

He felt now that he was not simply close to her, but that he did not know where he ended and she began. - Leo Tolstoy

It is the same in love as in war; a fortress that parleys is half taken. - Marguerite de Valois

You don't have to go looking for love when it's where you come from. - Werner Erhard

Sometimes the shortest distance between two points is a winding path walked arm in arm. - Robert Brault

No one can understand love who has not experienced infatuation. And no one can understand infatuation, no matter how many times he has experienced it. - Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

It would be impossible to "love" anyone or anything one knew completely. Love is directed towards what lies hidden in its object. - Paul Valéry, Tel quel, 1943

The love game is never called off on account of darkness. - Tom Masson

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - E.Y. "Yip" Harburg and Fred Saidy, dialogue just before the song "Old Devil Moon" in the musical Finian's Rainbow

Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence. - David Byrne

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

You know you're in love when you don't want to fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. - Emily Brontë

The excesses of love soon pass, but its insufficiencies torment us forever. - Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb


Will you love me in December as you do in May,
Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?
When my hair has all turned gray,
Will you kiss me then and say,
That you love me in December as you do in May?
- James J. Walker

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

Great love affairs start with Champagne and end with tisane. - Honoré de Balzac

Love withers under constraints: its very essence is liberty: it is compatible neither with obedience, jealousy, nor fear: it is there most pure, perfect, and unlimited where its votaries live in confidence, equality and unreserve. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honoré de Balzac

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Anonymous

The heart is a small thing, but desireth great matters. It is not sufficient for a kite's dinner, yet the whole world is not sufficient for it. - Francis Quarles, Emblems

Love is like those second-rate hotels where all the luxury is in the lobby. - Paul-Jean Toulet

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach, Aphorism

We picture love as heart-shaped because we do not know the shape of the soul. - Robert Brault

All love is probationary, a fact which frightens women and exhilarates men. - Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - François, duc de La Rochefoucauld

Some women love only what they can hold in their arms; others, only what they can't. - Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert, Jacula Prudentum, 1651

Desire creates havoc when it is the only thing between two people, or when it is what's missing. - Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher Paul Rubero

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. - Latin Proverb

The arms of love encompass you with your present, your past, your future, the arms of love gather you together. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Southern Mail, 1929, translated from French by Curtis Cate


I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun.
- Charles Hanson Towne

A lover is a man who tries to be more amiable than it is possible for him to be. - Nicholas de Chamfort

Love is not consolation. It is light. - Friedrich Nietzsche

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

Love is the greatest touch-up artist of all. - Robert Brault

Loving is never a waste of time. - Astrid Alauda

Love in action is a harsh and dreadful thing compared with love in dreams. - Fyodor Dostoevski

True love is a discipline in which each divines the secret self of the other and refuses to believe in the mere daily self. - William Butler Yeats

Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty. - Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving. - Anonymous

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber, quoted in Life magazine, 1960

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

In this horror of solitude, this need to lose his ego in exterior flesh, which man calls grandly the need for love. - Charles Baudelaire


Open your heart and take us in,
Love - love and me.
-

On a cloudy night, when nothing seems above, still, there is love. Always love. For something, from someone. It's never done. Never. - Jeb Dickerson

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Love does not care to define and is never in a hurry to do so. - Charles du Bos


I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you.
- Pixie Foudre


What "love" is I don't know if it's not the response of our deepest natures to one another. - William Carlos Williams

I learned the real meaning of love. Love is absolute loyalty. People fade, looks fade, but loyalty never fades. You can depend so much on certain people, you can set your watch by them. And that's love, even if it doesn't seem very exciting. - Sylvester Stallone


Ah, lady, when I gave my heart to thee,
It passed into thy lifelong regency.
- Gilbert Parker

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. - Blaise Pascal, "Pensées," 1670

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable. - Bruce Lee

Life only starts when love comes. - From the movie "Bill of Divorcement," 1932


Tell me how many beads there are
In a silver chain
Of evening rain,
Unravelled from the tumbling main,
And threading the eye of a yellow star: -
So many times do I love again.
- Thomas Lovell Beddoes

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy. - George Jean Nathan

Love makes time pass; time makes love pass. - French Proverb

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background. - Robert Brault

I love you as you are, but do not tell me how that is. - Antonio Porchia, "Voces," 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

When you're attracted to someone it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously, so what we know as fate is two neuroses knowing that they're a perfect match. - Jeff Arch, Nora Ephron, and David S. Ward, Sleepless in Seattle

Platonic love is love from the neck up. - Thyra Smater Winsolow

The music may have stopped but my heart beats to another tune, this rhythm called love. - A.C. Van Cherub

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

The eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

You really shouldn't say "I love you" unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget. - Anonymous, attributed to an 8-year-old named Jessica

Some say that true love is a mirage; seek it anyway, for all else is surely desert. - Robert Brault

So dear I love him, that with him all deaths I could endure, without him live no life. - John Milton

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

Men love because they are afraid of themselves, afraid of the loneliness that lives in them, and need someone in whom they can lose themselves as smoke loses itself in the sky. - V.F. Calverton

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. - Anonymous, sometimes attributed to an 8-year-old named Greg

Lust fades, so you'd better be with someone who can stand you. - Alan Zweibel and Jessie Nelson, "The Story of Us"

Ah! a blessing beyond all fate
My sole mate 'tis my soul mate.
- Pixie Foudre

The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved - loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves. - Victor Hugo

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. - J.D. Salinger, "The Catcher in the Rye," 1945

Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life. - Anonymous

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey, singer

Love is when you can be your true self with someone, and you only want to be your true self because of them. - Terri Guillemets

Once a man has won a woman's love, the love is his forever. He can only lose the woman. - Robert Brault

Love, love, love - all the wretched cant of it, masking egotism, lust, masochism, fantasy under a mythology of sentimental postures. - Germaine Greer

We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person. - W. Somerset Maugham

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. - Anonymous

Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

While God waits for His temple to be built of love, men bring stones. - Rabindranath Tagore

Love is metaphysical gravity. - R. Buckminster Fuller

Love is my religion - I could die for it. -  John Keats

Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex. - Dan Greenburg

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Anonymous

Just because somebody doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. - Anonymous

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Anonymous

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Anonymous

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - Henry Louis Mencken

You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry. - Anonymous

Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts. - Anonymous

True love is when you put someone on a pedestal, and they fall - but you are there to catch them. - Anonymous

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Anonymous

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Anonymous

Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever. - Anonymous

The beginning of love is to let those we love be perfectly themselves, and not to twist them to fit our own image. Otherwise we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them. - Thomas Merton

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julins Gordon

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world. - Anonymous

No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved. - Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness. - Oliver Wendell Holmes


Today's Multiple Choice Thought

There is no place where a loving touch so completely compensates for an unskilled hand as in:
a. the bedroom
b. the nursery
c. the garden
d. all of the above.


I guess, when you get down to it, a loving touch compensates for an unskilled hand about everywhere except in an airplane cockpit. - Robert Brault

It's so easy to fall in love but hard to find someone who will catch you. - Anonymous

When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving oneself, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde, "The Picture of Dorian Gray"


Candle light, moon light, star light,
The brightest glow is from love light.
- Grey Livingston

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece. - Lisa Simpson, "The Simpsons" cartoon show

If love does not know how to give and take without restrictions, it is not love, but a transaction that never fails to lay stress on a plus and a minus. - Emma Goldman, "The Tragedy of Women's Emancipation"

I but know that I love thee, whatever thou art. - St. Thomas Moore

Love isn't blind, it's retarded. - Don Foster and Susan Beavers, "Two and a Half Men"  comedy TV show

Free love? As if love is anything but free. Man has bought brains, but all the millions in the world have failed to buy love. - Emma Goldman, "Marriage and Love"

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I. - Michel de Montaigne

I don't wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone. - Javan

Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin, "Maybe the Moon"

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. - Anonymous

If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. - Claudia Ghandi

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith, rock music group

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

Like everybody who is not in love, he thought one chose the person to be loved after endless deliberations and on the basis of particular qualities or advantages. - Marcel Proust, "Remembrance of Things Past: Cities of the Plain," 1922

In springtime, love is carried on the breeze. Watch out for flying passion or kisses whizzing by your head.  - Terri Guillemets


The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost. - G.K. Chesterton

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night. - Bill Watterson, "Calvin & Hobbes" cartoon strip

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

The simple lack of her is more to me than others' presence. - Edward Thomas

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. - Nora Ephron, "When Harry Met Sally" movie

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Friendship Quotes


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Friendship Quotes

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him I may think aloud. I am arrived at last in the presence of a man so real and equal, that I may drop even those undermost garments of dissimulation, courtesy, and second thought, which men never put off, and may deal with him with the simplicity and wholeness with which one chemical atom meets another. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be. - Douglas Pagels

In my friend, I find a second self. - Isabel Norton

Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things. - Anonymous

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasgow

A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend. - Aristotle

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Strangers are just friends waiting to happen. - Rod McKuen, Looking for a Friend

It is not so much our friends' help that helps us, as the confidence of their help. - Epicurus

In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit. - Albert Schweitzer

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard, The Notebook, 1927

A good friend is cheaper than therapy. - Anonymous

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold Glasow


But if the while I think on thee, dear friend,
All losses are restored and sorrows end.
~William Shakespeare


The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Elisabeth Foley

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

A friend is the only person you will let into the house when you are Turning Out Drawers. - Pam Brown

One's friends are that part of the human race with which one can be human. - George Santayana

A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails. - Donna Roberts

If I had to sum up Friendship in one word, it would be Comfort. - Terri Guillemets

If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself alone. A man should keep his friendships in constant repair. - Samuel Johnson

True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable. - Dave Tyson Gentry

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence J. Peter

Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait for the answer. - Anonymous

A friend is the one who comes in when the whole world has gone out. - Grace Pulpit

One doesn't know, till one is a bit at odds with the world, how much one's friends who believe in one rather generously, mean to one. - D.H. Lawrence

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C.S. Lewis

Constant use will not wear ragged the fabric of friendship. - Dorothy Parker

Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends. - Virginia Woolf

There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship. - Anonymous

The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had. - Anonymous

The language of friendship is not words but meanings. - Henry David Thoreau

A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked. - Anonymous

Friends are kisses blown to us by angels. - Anonymous

It's important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not. - Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

It is the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

She is a friend of mind. She gather me, man. The pieces I am, she gather them and give them back to me in all the right order. It's good, you know, when you got a woman who is a friend of your mind. - Toni Morrison, "Beloved"

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie. - Robert Brault

Friends can be said to "fall in like" with as profound a thud as romantic partners fall in love. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend. - Plautus

A real friend is someone who would feel loss if you jumped on a train, or in front of one. - Anonymous

Silences make the real conversations between friends. Not the saying but the never needing to say is what counts. - Margaret Lee Runbeck, "Answer Without Ceasing"


Love is like the wild-rose briar;
Friendship is like the holly-tree.
The holly is dark when the rose briar blooms,
But which will bloom most constantly?
- Emily Brontë


Our most difficult task as a friend is to offer understanding when we don't understand. - Robert Brault

The friend within the man is that part of him which belongs to you and opens to you a door which never, perhaps, is opened to another. Such a friend is true, and all he says is true; and he loves you even if he hates you in other mansions of his heart. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, "The Wisdom of the Sands," translated from French by Stuart Gilbert

We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic cords of memory will swell when again touched as surely they will be by the better angels of our nature. - Abraham Lincoln

Yes we are [friends] and I do like to pass the day with you in serious and inconsequential chatter. I wouldn't mind washing up beside you, dusting beside you, reading the back half of the paper while you read the front. We are friends and I would miss you, do miss you and think of you very often. I don't want to lose this happy space where I have found someone who is smart and easy and doesn't bother to check her diary when we arrange to meet. - Jeanette Winterson, "Written on the Body," 1992

It takes a long time to grow an old friend. - John Leonard

When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand. The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing, not curing, not healing and face with us the reality of our powerlessness, that is a friend who cares. - Henri Nouwen

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most. - American Proverb

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

The tender friendships one gives up, on parting, leave their bite on the heart, but also a curious feeling of a treasure somewhere buried. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Southern Mail, 1929, translated from French by Curtis Cate




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A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your heart. - Attributed to Heather Pryor

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn't matter. - Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

Fear makes strangers of people who would be friends. - Shirley Maclaine

What do we ask of friendship except to be taken for what we pretend to be - and without having to pretend. - Robert Brault

Friendship is Love, without his wings. - Lord Byron, L'Amitié est l'Amour sans Ailes

But oh! the blessing it is to have a friend to whom one can speak fearlessly on any subject; with whom one's deepest as well as one's most foolish thoughts come out simply and safely. Oh, the comfort - the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person - having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all right out, just as they are, chaff and grain together; certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and then with the breath of kindness blow the rest away. - Dinah Craik, A Life for a Life, 1859

We are the captains of our own ships sailing the sea of life, but in times of a stormy weather, you will discover true friends when they don't hesitate to be a lighthouse. - Dodinsky

But friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life, and thanks to a benevolent arrangement the greater part of life is sunshine. - Thomas Jefferson

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

The best time to make friends is before you need them. - Ethel Barrymore

I always felt that the great high privilege, relief and comfort of friendship was that one had to explain nothing. - Katherine Mansfield

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Ward Weller

There is magic in long-distance friendships. They let you relate to other human beings in a way that goes beyond being physically together and is often more profound. - Diana Cortes

If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me. - Anonymous

A friend accepts us as we are yet helps us to be what we should. - Anonymous

The friend who holds your hand and says the wrong thing is made of dearer stuff than the one who stays away. - Barbara Kingsolver

Probably no man ever had a friend that he did not dislike a little. - E.W. Howe

There is one friend in the life of each of us who seems not a separate person, however dear and beloved, but an expansion, an interpretation, of one's self, the very meaning of one's soul. - Edith Wharton

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

'Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his. - Benjamin Franklin

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Anonymous

If it's very painful for you to criticize your friends - you're safe in doing it. But if you take the slightest pleasure in it, that's the time to hold your tongue. - Alice Duer Miller

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. - Anäis Nin

Friends are relatives you make for yourself. - Eustache Deschamps

Many a person has held close, throughout their entire lives, two friends that always remained strange to one another, because one of them attracted by virtue of similarity, the other by difference. - Emil Ludwig

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Without wearing any mask we are conscious of, we have a special face for each friend. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Journals, 1843

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Mighty proud I am that I am able to have a spare bed for my friends. - Samuel Pepys

A man's growth is seen in the successive choirs of his friends. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Nigerian Proverb

Yes'm, old friends is always best, 'less you can catch a new one that's fit to make an old one out of. - Sarah Orne Jewett

I lay it down as a fact that if all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world. - Blaise Pascal

Friendship is Love with jewels on, but without either flowers or veil. - Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827

Say what you want about aging, it's still the only way to have old friends. - Robert Brault

Since there is nothing so well worth having as friends, never lose a chance to make them. - Francesco Guicciardini

The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Friendship needs no words - it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag Hammarskjold

I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world. - Thomas A. Edison

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

Do not keep on with a mockery of friendship after the substance is gone - but part, while you can part friends. Bury the carcass of friendship: it is not worth embalming. - William Hazlitt

The essence of true friendship is to make allowance for another's little lapses. - David Storey

Friendship is one mind in two bodies. - Mencius

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

A true friend unbosoms freely, advises justly, assists readily, adventures boldly, takes all patiently, defends courageously, and continues a friend unchangeably. - William Penn

If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give. - George MacDonald






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Monday, May 9, 2011

Work and Unemployment Quotes

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Work and Unemployment Quotes

We believe that if men have the talent to invent new machines that put men out of work, they have the talent to put those men back to work. - President John F. Kennedy

Unemployment diminishes people. Leisure enlarges them. - Mason Cooley

When I quit working, I lost all sense of identity in about fifteen minutes. - Paige Rense

An "acceptable" level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job. - Anonymous

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job. - Slappy White

Unemployment is capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden. - Orson Scott Card

We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us. - Anonymous

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose your own. - President Harry S. Truman



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Sunday, May 8, 2011

Funny Pet Quotes


Funny Pet Quotes

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbet

I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward. - G. K. Chesterton

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. - Sigmund Freud

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Anne Landers

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker. - Buddha

I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Anonymous

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Every boy should have two things: a dog, and a mother willing to let him have one. - Anonymous

And God took a handful of Southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler

If I have any beliefs about immortality it is that certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very – very - few people. - James Thurber

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

The dog was created especially for children. He is the God of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that! - Dave Barry

All of the animals except for man know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - Shakespeare

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart and wins with his character. - Tesio

To err is human, to purr, feline. - Robert Byrne

To err is human, to forgive, canine. - Anonymous

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me. - Anonymous

A dog maybe a man's best friend but a horse made history. - Anonymous

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman

If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans. - James Herriot

I love cats because I enjoy my home; and, little by little, they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

A house is not a home without a pet. - Anonymous

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers






Dogs have owners; cats have staff. - Anonymous

A canter is the cure for all evil. - Benjamin Disraeli on horses

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France

A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes! - Theophile Gautier

The purity of a person's heart can be quickly measured by how they regard animals. - Anonymous

We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals. - Immanual Kant

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

If all the beasts were gone, men would die from a great loneliness of spirit, for whatever happens to the beasts also happens to the man. All things are connected. Whatever befalls the Earth befalls the sons of the Earth. - Chief Seattle of the Suquamish Tribe, letter to President Franklin Pierce

There is in all animals a sense of duty that man condescends to call instinct. - Robert Brault

To insult someone we call him "bestial." For deliberate cruelty and nature, "human" might be the greater insult. - Isaac Asimov, Isaac Asimov's Book of Science and Nature Quotations, 1988

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the "lower animals" (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humiliating to me. - Mark Twain, Letters from the Earth, 1907

Be it human or animal, touch is a life-giving thing. Has anyone ever had a stroke or a heart attack while cozied up with a pet? I doubt it. - Robert Brault

I believe in animal rights, and high among them is the right to the gentle stroke of a human hand. - Robert Brault

Most pets display so many human-like traits and emotions it's easy to forget they're not gifted with the English language and then get snubbed when we talk to them and they don't say anything back. - Stephenie Geist

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

It often happens that a man is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being. - Henry David Thoreau

Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills. - Voltaire, letter to Count Schomberg, 31 August 1769

The kind man feeds his beast before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Lots of people talk to animals.... Not very many listen, though.... That's the problem. - Benjamin Hoff, The Tao of Pooh

Man is rated the highest animal, at least among all animals who returned the questionnaire. - Robert Brault

It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much - the wheel, New York, wars and so on - whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man - for precisely the same reasons. - Douglas Adams, The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. - Nora Ephron

Animals are such agreeable friends. They ask no questions; they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! - Anne Tyler, The Accidental Tourist

No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. - Fran Lebowitz, writer

Cat Law of Selective Hearing "A cat can hear a mouse yawning a mile away, while filtering out the sound of a pleading human just six feet away. - Anonymous

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. - Anonymous

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. - Joseph Wood Krutch

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. - Anonymous

You know your cat is getting old when she quits hunting in the back yard. Now she hunts at your dinner table. - Denny Lyon, journalist blogger

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

He doesn’t reckon his dog has human feelings, but he sure lets you know when you hurt his instincts. - Robert Brault

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. - Ambrose Bierce

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as a dog does. - Christopher Morley

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - President Harry S. Truman

A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by its own farts. - Frank Skinner

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs. Jeanne-Marie Roland

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone. - Lenny Bruce

Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one. - W. C. Fields





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Saturday, May 7, 2011

Funny Birthday Quotes




Funny Birthday Quotes
 

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. - Jennifer Yane

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Larry Lorenzoni

May you live to be a hundred years - With one extra year to repent.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. - Jean Paul Richter

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.

You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.

I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. - George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. ~Herbert Asquith

Youth is a disease from which we all recover. - Dorothy Fulheim

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. - Branch Rickey

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. - Bob Hope

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier. - Dan Bennett

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. - Charles Schulz, cartoonist

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. - Mark Twain

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M. Wright

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. - Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990

We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go-unless you enjoy them.

Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional. - Chili Davis

To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.






If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.

Looking fifty is great - if you’re sixty.

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.

After 30, a body has a mind of its own.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.





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