The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans - John Lennon
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
You can be young without money but you can't be old without it.
Summer is the season when the air pollution is much warmer
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. - Rita Rudner
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