Be careful of your thoughts
for your thoughts become your word.
Be careful of your words
for your words become your actions.
Be careful of your actions
for your actions become your habits.
Be careful of your habits
for your habits become your character.
Be careful of your character
for your character becomes your destiny.
Showing posts with label funny love quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny love quotes. Show all posts
Thursday, December 27, 2007
Saturday, November 3, 2007
20 Truth Quotes : funny quotes about truth and facts of life
REad teh 20 truh quotes about facts of life. some of them are real funny.
1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and
the other is the husband!
4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they
wanted cash.
5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
purchased new school uniforms.
6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you
cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.
9. True friends stab you in the front.
10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
11. Bad Ministers are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
13. Every wife and husband always compromise. The husband admits he is wrong and the wife agrees with him.
14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he
still ends up with the same boss.
17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom
gets to speak.
18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk
because they have to say something.
20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
Also to read 20 sweet lovely sorry quotes, sorry cards reallly nice quotes to say sorry to someone you care @ http://luvquotes.blogspot.com/2007/10/20-sweet-lovely-sorry-quotes-sorry.html
1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and
the other is the husband!
4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they
wanted cash.
5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
purchased new school uniforms.
6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you
cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.
9. True friends stab you in the front.
10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
11. Bad Ministers are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
13. Every wife and husband always compromise. The husband admits he is wrong and the wife agrees with him.
14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he
still ends up with the same boss.
17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom
gets to speak.
18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk
because they have to say something.
20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
Also to read 20 sweet lovely sorry quotes, sorry cards reallly nice quotes to say sorry to someone you care @ http://luvquotes.blogspot.com/2007/10/20-sweet-lovely-sorry-quotes-sorry.html
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Newtons Law and love : Rules of love
Universal law:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.
First law:
A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.
Second law:
The rate of change of intensity of love of a boy towards a gal is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the gal and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance.
Third law:
The force applied while proposing a gal by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.
First law:
A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.
Second law:
The rate of change of intensity of love of a boy towards a gal is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the gal and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance.
Third law:
The force applied while proposing a gal by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.
Thursday, November 17, 2005
Friendship and love quotes
To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world
--Unknown
Love your enemies. It really p***** them off!
--Unknown
He who wants to do good knocks at the gate: he who loves finds the door open.
--Rabrindranath Tagore
Love is like a butterfly, hold it too tight, it'll crush, hold it too loose, it'll fly
--Unknown
The mystery of love is greater than the mystery of death.
--Unknown
To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world
--Unknown
A simple friend opens a conversation with a full news bulletin on his life.real friend says, What's new with you?
--Unknown
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book
--Unknown
Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.
--Unknown
Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise.
--Unknown
Gems may be precious, but friends are priceless.
--Unknown
If you were somebody else, would you want to be friends with you?
--Unknown
The best vitamin for making friends is B-1.
--Unknown
We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
--Unknown
He who wants to do good, knocks at the gate; he who loves finds the gates open
-- Rabindranath Tagore
Love many, trust few but always paddle your own canoe!
--Unknown
The best way to love is to love like you have never been hurt
--Anonymous
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