Ms. EcoTourism Philippines 2011 Candidates – Mossimo Bikini Summit

 The 16 candidates vying for the title Miss EcoTourism Philippines – The Mossimo Bikini Summit 2011.

Bb. Pilipinas 2010 contestant Nicole Kaufmann leads the 16 contestants vying for the Ms. EcoTourism Philippines 2011 title of the annual Mossimo Bikini Summit.

The finals is happening on June 18, 2011 at Canyon Cove Beach Club in Nasubu, Batangas.

Miss EcoTourism Philippines – The Mossimo Bikini Summit 2011 contestants.



1. Abby Monderin


2. Kim de Guzman

3. Chill Toralba

4. Sabrina Watts

5. Melissa Tavora

6. Hershey Montecastro

7. Mira Mae Dimmerling

8. Aika Arcangel

9. Hea Lee

10. Maria Martinez

11. Nicole Kaufmann

12. Carla Valderrama

13. Leonor Cadavas

14. Rita Sarmiento

15. Janelle Olafson

16. Alexis Navarro

Pinoy Jokes

Teacher: ok class, only Juan got 99/100...


Juan: oha! Ano kau ngaun?! Mamundok nlang kau! Magtanim nlang kau ng kamote mga bobo! Mga walang pnag aralan, mga ubod ng tanga! Bkit hndi p kau mgpakamatay?!

Teacher: the rest got 100..



B0y: mis.. Tanim kaba?

Girl: k0rny m0h..cge nga bakit?

Boy: ang dami mo kacing ugat sa paa.
para kang punung kahoy


POTATO


Two wives are buying of gulay in the local market.


Wife 1: You know mare, whenever I see a potato naaalala ko ang itlog ng mister ko.
Wife 2: Bakit??? Ganyan ba kalaki???
Wife 1: Hindi, ganyan kadumi!!!


ITLOG NA PULA

Two wives are buying of itlog in the local market.
Wife 1: You know mare, whenever I see a itlog na pula naaalala ko ang itlog ng mister ko.
Wife 2: Bakit??? Ganyan ba kapula???
Wife 1: Hindi, ganyan kaalat!!!
B0y: pa.a m0 puro ugat..



Manny:nay,pila ka liters ang 5000ml nga pepsi?
Di0nesia:5anak. Manny:shur ka nay?
Di0nesia:yisbebe. Liter P, Liter E, Liter P, Liter S,

ug

Liter I=

5liters!



Maling akala

May magkaibigan na kumakain

Maria: Ang bait naman pala ni Pedro, binigyan pa nya ako ng isang basong tubig, siguro may crush siya sa akin.

Ana: Ay, sa tingin ko hindi. Napansin kasi niyang kanina ka pa diyan kumakain sa mesa kaya binigyan ka na lang niya ng tubig para tumigil ka na.


(Ngek!!!)





Erap phoned a doctor, asking for assistance.

Erap: Doc, what will I do? Loi is laboring and she’s in pain.

Doctor: Is this her first baby?

Erap: No, this is Erap.

REPORTER: Sir, kung wala po kayong evidence, witness or suspect


ano na po ang next step ninyo??

Police: DNA na…

REPORTER: sir, ano po yung DNA ???

Police: “Di Namin Alam “



Sa isang ospital…

Lola (may cancer) : Doc, anong gagawin nyo sa akin?

Doc : Che-chemo, lola.

Lola : Titi mo rin! Bastos ka! Walang modo!



Eliseo: Sobra na talaga ang katangahan ng kumare mo. Ang akala

niya, ang LAWSUIT ay uniporme ng pulis!

JoshuA: Sus! Tanga nga! Eh di ba, uniporme ng abugado yun?!

May 21, 2011 End of the World

Judgment Day begins and the Rapture on May 21, 2011, The end of the world on October 21, 2011. there are some in other country who post a bill board for this kind of thing. i dont know how they come up with those predictions are far as i know no one knows when will be the end of planet Earth.

The movement, led by Harold Camping who runs the evangelical station Family Radio, is predicting that mid-May of this year will bring about Judgment Day, the time when, according to some, the earth will be destroyed due to mankind's sins and all Christian believers will ascend to heaven.

Apparently Camping believes this will occur on May 21st because of a mathematical system he created to interpret prophecies hidden in the Bible.

Is it one of another false predictions? hold on on your faith because only god knows when is the time.