Sardar jokes

Aaj Tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at

Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?

Sardar: Oh ji pucho mat. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par

khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee

express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi

PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par

kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.

Aaj tak: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin

koode.

Sardar: "oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ke liye patri par hi leta

tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya.

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Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi, Main

Bol Raha Hoon. The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main

Bol Raha Hoon!

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A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the

table. The guest asked what is this?

The Sardar didn't know English, he said "Milk sleeping in night,

morning becomes tight

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Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian railways. He is thinking

for a novel idea. He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing,

he bought the ticketand didn't travel.

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Munna Bhai M.B.B.S - Kya movie hai maamu

Munna Bhai MBBS
Director: Rajkumar Hirani
Starring: Gracy Singh, Sanjay Dutt, Arshad Warsi, Sunil Dutt, Boman Irani

Munnabhai (Sanjay Dutt) is a happy man. He lives with his gang in the bylanes of a 'dhobi ghat' in Mumbai; takes pride in being a 'social worker' (they actually settle 'financial disputes' through 'dadagiri'); and enjoys his booze, babes, brawls followed by a good night's sleep.

Arshad Warsi is Circuit, Munnabhai's one man army. What ever Munna needs - from a dead body to advice on love and marriage - Circuit can provide it. Circuit is the most liked character in this movie.. Arshad had done really excellent piece of work in this movie... I think hes gonna be typecasted now.....

Not much bothers Munna, except his parents' annual visit from the village. Munna's father, Hari Prasad Sharma (Sunil Dutt), an upright, moralistic man believes that his son is actually a doctor running a charity hospital.

Every year, when his parents arrive, Munna and his gang bathe, shave, don white coats and stethoscopes and pretend to be diligent doctors.

This year, however, the clever charade falls apart. Hari Prasad Sharma's runs into an old friend, Dr. Asthana (Boman Irani), who has a daughter called Suman(Gracy Singh).

The two decide that their children, both doctors, would make a perfect match. Munna tries hard to save the situation, but his father discovers the truth. And all hell breaks loose.

Hari Prasad Sharma, now broken by the truth, removes his white spotless 'pagadi' and cries. Munnabhai then takes a decision that would change many lives: he decides to become a doctor.

Producer, Vinod Chopra's Munnabhai MBBS is a hilarious and heart warming story of a local goon's journey into the medical world - a place he neither belongs to nor believes in.

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He who wants to do good knocks at the gate: he who loves finds the door open.
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If you were somebody else, would you want to be friends with you?
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We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
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He who wants to do good, knocks at the gate; he who loves finds the gates open
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Love many, trust few but always paddle your own canoe!
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