Inday In Manila

Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa probinsya, namasukan si Inday bilang katulong sa Maynila

habang ini-interview ng amo...


AMO: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ng bahay, magluto, maglaba, magplantsa, mamalengke,at mag bantay ng mga bata. kya mo ba ang lahat ng ito?

INDAY: I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want,
my creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.

AMO (nosebleed)
Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang amo nakitang may bukol si junior.
AMO: Bakit may bukol si junior?
INDAY: Compromising safely with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen
lavoratory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.

AMO: (nosebleed ulit)
Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan....

AMO: Bakit maalat ang ulam?

INDAY: The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl)
affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.


AMO: (nosebleed na naman)

DONYA: Bakit tuwing umuuwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!

INDAY: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.

DONYA: (Hinimatay)

Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si junior sa principal's office dahil hindi makapunta ang AMo at DONYa

Principal: Sinuntok ni Junior ang kanyang kaklase

INDAY: It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids

on this educational institution. Revise your policies because they s*ck!

Prinsipal: ( nag resign )

Pagdating sa bahay, nandun na ang Amo, galit na galit

AMO: Bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!

INDAY: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings.

The way the bris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.

AMO: ( nosebleed ulit )
Habang nagluluto si INDAY ng hapunan, malikot si Junior.

INDAY: Stop your raucous behavior. IT is bound to result in property damages and it that happens

there will be corresponding punishment to be inflicted upon u!

JUNIOR: ( takbo sa CR, punasan ang nagdurugong ilong)

Pagkatapos magluto, nanood na ng TV si INDAY. Nabalitaan nya umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.

Junior: Bakit kya sya umalis?

INDAY: Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay.

Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so.

JUnior:( tuloy ang pagdurugo ng ilong )

Nung gabing yon, me nag txt kay INDAY. Si DODONG, ang driver ng kapit bahay, gusto maki pag txt-mate.

INDAY: To forestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable statement to the denial of your request-petition denied.

DI naglaon, dahil sa tyaga ni DODONG, naging syota nya si INDAY.

Pero hindi nagtagal ang kanilang relasyon, at nakipag-break si INDAY kay Dodong.

INDAY: The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocations. The way you smile is the proximate cause why I LOVE YOU.

WE have some rules to think of. WE have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!

DODONG: Perhaps you are mistaken, what you seem to contrive as any affections for you are somewhat half-hearted.
I was merely attempting to expand my net-work of interest by involving you in my daily recreation.
Heretofore, you can expect an end to any verbal articulation from myself.

May dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig ang usapan ni INDAY at Dodong.

BASURERO: Be careful in letting go of the things you thought are just nothing because maybe someday you"ll realize

that the one you gave away is the verry thing you want to stay.

And nung nag resign na sya:



Ma'am/Sir;

I hereby render my irrevocable resignation as your employee, effective today.
It has been a pleasant stay in your company, but owing to personal reasons beyond my control,
I am compelled to move on. I would like to express my gratitude to you and your good management for the wonderful experience accorded to me during my stay.


Your Housemaid,

Inday


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