20 Truth Quotes : funny quotes about truth and facts of life

REad teh 20 truh quotes about facts of life. some of them are real funny.

1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and
the other is the husband!

4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they
wanted cash.

5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
purchased new school uniforms.

6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you
cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.

9. True friends stab you in the front.

10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

11. Bad Ministers are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

13. Every wife and husband always compromise. The husband admits he is wrong and the wife agrees with him.

14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he
still ends up with the same boss.

17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom
gets to speak.

18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk
because they have to say something.

20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

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Love quotes : more quotes collecion about luv

Love is too young to know what conscience is. -- Shakespeare, Sonnet

I have felt it and lived it and now it leaves me here, love is the ultimate pain and joy, without it you die with it you perish. -- Christopher S. Drew

Love isn't a game you play, and if you do play it then your always going to loose

A heart is not a plaything, a heart is not a toy, But if you want it broken, give it to a girl

I don't want to hug you. Not because I don't love you, but because I'm too scared I won't be able to let you go if I do.

You are my strength, but loving you is my biggest weakness

Where there is love, there is pain. -- Spanish proverb :D

Pleasure of love lasts a moment, the pain of love lasts a lifetime. -- Jean Pierre Fenelon

Never love with all your heart, it only ends in aching. -- Countee Cullen

20 sweet lovely sorry quotes, sorry cards reallly nice quotes to say sorry to someone you care

Wanna say sorry to someone you care for or someonr you love a lot but incidentley hurt him/her or had and argument, now dont know where to start from or how to say sorry. Here are the 20 nice quotes to say sorry. Say sorry through sorry cards and sorry pics, sorry greetings.




















19 sorry quotes you have read in the sorry pics and sorry cards above below is the twentieth one by me which I used to say a lot whern ever I hurt anyone or had fight with anyone and really wanna to all settle down

"Hey sorry yaar nothing was intetional juss ho gaya, give me one last chance age se kabhi nahin hoga"
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