
"If you have love you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it it doesn't matter much what else you do have."
~ James M. Barrie - Scottish dramatist & novelist (1860 - 1937)

Wish you happy holidas season with unforgetable christmas and new year.
"Time is at once the most valuable and the most perishable of all our possessions."Dear hubby,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever.. I’ve been a good woman to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell..
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was thelast straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut,had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk dress.You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of yourgames. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want anythingthat connects us as husband & wife. Either you are cheating on me or youdon’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Wife
P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your BROTHER & I are moving away to WestVirginia together! Have a great life!
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FOLLOWING IS THE RESPONSE FROM THE HUSBAND
Dear Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good woman is afar cry from what you’ve been. I watch my games so much because they drownout your constant whining & gripe Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID noticewhen you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was‘You look just like a boy!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anythingif you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked myfavorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because Istopped eating pork 7 years ago.. About those new silk dress: I turned awayfrom you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it wasa coincidence that my brother had just borrowed $50 fromme that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out.. So when Ihit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 ticketsto Jamaica But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for areason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said thatthe letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,Your Ex-Husband, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born asCarla(woman) ……… .I hope that’s not a problem
