Airline Cabin Announcements

Airline Cabin Announcements: All too rarely, airline attendants make an


effort to make the in flight 'safety lecture' and announcements a bit

more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:



CONTINENTAL AIRLINES

On a Continental Flight with a very 'senior' flight attendant crew, the

pilot said, 'Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and

will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance

the appearance of your flight attendants.'





JAPANAIR LINES

'In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from

the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If

you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before

assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child,

pick your favorite.'





BRITISH AIRWAYS

'As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings.

Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight

attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.'





AMERICAN AIRLINES

Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a

particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain

was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight

Attendant said, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo.Please remain in

your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's

left of our airplane to the gate!'





QANTAS AIRWAYS

Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: 'We

ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroobounces us to the terminal.'





NORTHWEST AIRLINES

After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis,

a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, 'Please take care when

opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure

as hell everything has shifted.'





PHILIPPINE AIRLINES

We're now preparing to land at San Francisco International Airport. Kindly

straighten up your seats, turn off all electronic gadgets, pull up your

window shades and buckle up for safety. We hope you enjoyed flying with us

as much as we did.



Sa wikang atin po, tayo po ay papalapag na sa paliparang pangkalawakang

internasyonal ng San

Francisco. Paalala po lamang sa ating mga kababayan --

ang mga unan, kumot, headset at iba pang kagamitan sa eroplano ay di po

kasama sa pasalubong.

Jovit Baldivino: Sing Faithfully by Journey in Pilipinas Got Talent

The country's biggest talent search show, "Pilipinas Got Talent ," has found a gem in 16-year-old contestant Jovit Baldivino from Batangas.

The judges – Kris Aquino, Ai Ai delas Alas, Freddie Garcia – have been blown away by Baldivino’s “unbelievable” voice as he performed his own version of Journey’s “Faithfully” during the audition.

I saw This Episode Last February 27 and i say wow this guy will go far,
he make the 3 judges say yes with no doubt.

who were all impressed by his perseverance and drive to get his family out of poverty. He Got Voice like Arnel Pineda,his voice is really owesome.this video got a lot of viewers already in youtube. this is the real talent.

Queensland Motel Scandal

February 23,2010 two lovers were found bathing in their own blood in one of a room
in Queensland motel in Pasay city.based on the statement of policeman
Leo Labrador the girl were found in bed bathing in blood but the girl
were still alive and rush to the hospital, and when they return in the crime seen
they found the other victim the guy inside a comfort room wearing shirt and socks
with no underwear and with a tie of nylon cord at his hand and the guy were already dead.

Based on the report the that lover check in in that Motel for 6 hours stay starting 4am,
and before their time ends the front desk ask them if they are going to check out or extend?
and they ask to extend them for 7 hours more.

and at 3pm as there time ends the front desk call them again to check out but theres
no answer so the room boy check them knock on the door but no answer
so he open the door using a spear key there
he saw the crime and report to his manager what had happened

And Police arrived after the report incident. The victims aged 25(boy) and 19 Girl
the Quensland Motel has 160 rooms with 3 securities only.so the questions here was how
do that guys pass their security and the motel has no cctv camera.